What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”